If you were gonna kill Bat-Man...

[sonofdeadpool]

Say your a villian, a current batman villian or your own made up one, how would go about killin old bats?

Lets use regular old bruce wyan.

[AmazingMattMan]

id be a super mind reader with bombs and a plane. id read the worlds mind, find out who he was, and do a fly by bombing. no more batsies :bawl:

[Magnus2k]

Well, Bane came the closest. I'd go with his approach. First, stay in the shadows, and do some detective work finding out who he is. Observe from the outside. Learn his style, learn his moves. Then, I'd blow up arkam, and watch Batman go crazy tracking down the loony toons for 3 or 4 days non-stop. Then, I'd go to his cave, while he's worn out, and proceed to try and end his life. Only difference is instead of beating him, then dragging him in public to "break the Bat" I'd just "Kill the Bat" right there in his cave.

[sonofdeadpool]

I myself would just be a simple kid or young hot girl with the father of politics or policemen board, I'd let something happen i can be vengful about, try to be ahero, let batman take me under his wing, and then, after years him trying STUFF with me, while on a rooftop at night, id push him off, or while he teachesme to drive, id run him over, or, if i we were makin love (I could be ba girl or robin) id murder him.

[LEGENDKILLER]

id just hire Deathsroke, Lady Shiva, Cheshire, Deadshot, Merlyn, most of the inmates in arkham, and a bunch of other mercenary type folks to burn gotham to the ground, and to fight bats tooth and nail. After they are finished, bats should be dead, or close enough for a four year old to finish him off. Then I take Batman's body, and freeze it in carbonite, hang it on my wall, and enjoy the conversations that follow when my guests come to see me.

[Terry Verticchio]

Shoot him in the head.

Sorry, I'm just not feeling that outrageous today. :beam:

[S.A. Parvaze]

I'd use Bat-Batman Repellant. :D

[TobiasJeth]

The key to taking down Batman is taking him by surprise... Give him time to plan for anything and he will take you down. But i have a couple ways that couldnt fail at killing him as long as they were done quickly.

-Magneto could kill him in a heartbeat by shifting all the iron atoms in his blood.

-Iceman could kill him in a hearbeat by freezing every molecule in his body instantly.

-Hulk. Nuff said.

-Teleport him into solid rock/The Sun/Bottom of the Ocean.

-Use a microwave near his testicles while he sleeps until he developes cancer and dies.

[AmazingMattMan]

-Use a microwave near his testicles while he sleeps until he developes cancer and dies.


hahah well i think you just had the cruelest idea. i can see the story arc all ready: Batman: testicular fortitude part 4 of 6.

"Master Bruce, im afraid we gonna have to snip those pesky testes right off"

[Dark_Sol]

Go back in time and save his parents.

That'll take care of Batman.

[sonofdeadpool]

Go back in time and save his parents.

That'll take care of Batman.
Simply genius

[PukeDrunk]

Say your a villian, a current batman villian or your own made up one

So you can't use any other villain in DC? If I were to be any villain to kill Bats, I'd choose Jericho. I'd repossess Deathstroke, then use his money to hire the best mercs in DC, and turn all the toughest Bat-villains to my side, by any means necessary, from simple negotiation to the old 'kidnap you and implant a bomb in your chest'.

After I had a few dozen villains behind me, I'd raid Gotham. Then I could take care of the whole Bat-family and rule the city. Until the JLA shows up, anyway.

[sonofdeadpool]

lotta people seem to be into the whole "DESTROYING GOTHAM"

[Downfall]

Hire a gang of very skilled assassins and/or mercenaries to tag team him. Deathstroke, Red Hood, Mirror Master, hell maybe the entire gang of Flash's Rogues...

Have them corner him, with no backup, and go to town on him.

[Frozone]

Geeze.


Umm 60 megaton Hydrogen Bomb, and the Super Sonic Bomber the Airforce is currently using.

If I wanted to get Complicated, Hire the best techs to creat a realist computer genertated image of batman with his mask on(And nothing else) with some underage children in south east asia, spread them to the press. Sit back and wait as mob hunts down Batman for me.


Personaly the Fusion bomb leaves him with more dignaty.

[PukeDrunk]

lotta people seem to be into the whole "DESTROYING GOTHAM"

I would never destroy it. That would make Bats go nuts, and therefore harder to take down. I'd rob the bejeezus out of it (with a lot of help, that is), and make Batman and his crew work their butts off trying to stop my crew, which is much larger, and much more powerful.

It's thugs first, then low end villains, then the mercs and assassins, then higher end villains, then I come in to clean up the Bat-crew and all that my minions have plundered from the city.

[klwiggs]

I would have the Red Hood break out all of Batman's enemies out of Arkham Asylum bringing them under his command and hunt down and kill Nightwing, Robin and Oracle(including Birds of Prey). Then I would have the other villains destroy and set fire to Wayne Industries keeping Batman ocuppied. The Red Hood would disguise himself as Nightwing to get into the batcave and have Gorilla Grodd use mind control on Alfred to betray Batman at the right time. After Batman comes back to the bat cave, I would have Alfred shoot Batman in the back while all of his enemies are waiting in the shadows and finish him off for good.

[PukeDrunk]

I guess this would be the easiest way to do it...

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[Adam Chapman]

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[Chapel]

I am a cheap *******. I would equip my crew with bullet proof vest. What neight Bats nor my crew would know however is that those aren't "bullet proof" vest, but rather "quite explosive" vest. When Batman is beating the crap out of them I would simply blow them all up.

If I really wanted to make sure my plan would work I would only arm my 6 personal female ninja body guards with the "quite explosive" vest.

[necrosNWJP]

Honestly, I don't know if there is anyone out there good enough to kill the Dark Knight. But if I were going to attempt it, I'd probably go about it by killing off those close to him first, Robin's *** would be the first to go. Then Orical. I'd then beat the **** out of Nightwing and use him as bait, being the first of Bat's many sidekicks he's obviously got a super-soft spot for him, then slit his throat right infront of him. Why go threw all of this? Cause if I'm gonna be crazy enough to try and kill Batman I only want one of us walking away from it it all.

[Cardiac]

I'd fry him from orbit with a mind-controlled Superman's heat vision.

[GreenLantern]

I would use pukedrunks first idea.

I would rob him blind with some help. While he's searching for who stole from him I would release everyone out of arkham (or anywhere else his villians are at). While he's busy with those two problems I would infiltrate the batcave learn all the secrets/steal from there, trash it, then blow it up along with wayne manor. Now batman has no money and no house or other resources for that matter. He would call in the bat - family. I would use his money to buy Deadshot, Deathstroke, and Lady shiva and equip them with the weapons/gadgets from the batcave to keep Bats crew all occupied. Around this time the public would get curious to where bruce wayne is and why hes buying mercenaries....forcing him to go back to his other persona from time to time sidetracking him. When he is in the bruce persona i would kill off all the bat - family individually then let everyone ambush him before he figures out (or either release another earthquake on gotham, that'll be too much for him too handle but he will probably call in the JLA or the JLA would have noticed all this and take action). After that give his identity to every press in gotham. Then not only will Batman be dead, his and bruce's identity will be known and reputation destroyed.