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SonicGoku
April 20th 2005, 09:05 AM
Who would win in this handy little match? Oven Mitt of Arby's restaurant fame? Or will it be the "Helping Hand" of Hamburger Helper fame?

mugsgame
April 20th 2005, 10:33 AM
Hamburger Helper Hand 10/10. Experince and his power comes from the very foundation of America. The Arby's hand will be a distant memory in 2006.

Symphony of Six
April 20th 2005, 10:42 AM
That's great...I guess the Hamburger Helper glove always seemed like he wanted to cook and the Arby's Oven mit just want's to devour some delicious Arby's...mmm....Arby's...I'm now going there for lunch today. Throw in the Pillsbury Dough Boy to be the ref...Arby's glove takes it with a TKO.

mugsgame
April 20th 2005, 10:47 AM
That's great...I guess the Hamburger Helper glove always seemed like he wanted to cook and the Arby's Oven mit just want's to devour some delicious Arby's...mmm....Arby's...I'm now going there for lunch today. Throw in the Pillsbury Dough Boy to be the ref...Arby's glove takes it with a TKO.
Your nuts. You know nothing about hamburger helper. Hamburger helper has helped defeat contestants on the Price of Right. And many women who can't cook have used HH to make a tasty, high sodium meal for their familes. Arby's sucks. MArket fresh MY ***!!!@! :joker:

Symphony of Six
April 20th 2005, 10:59 AM
:smirk: Damn, I didn't consider the Price is Right...I always thought that the Hamburger Helper glove was a sissy...Pimp Probably hooked up with Barker's Beauties...Hmm...Hmm...Nope, still doesn't beat the little hotties working at my Arby's...Arby's glove still takes it with a TKO...Pillsbury Doughboy is holding up his arm.

mugsgame
April 20th 2005, 11:13 AM
:smirk: Damn, I didn't consider the Price is Right...I always thought that the Hamburger Helper glove was a sissy...Pimp Probably hooked up with Barker's Beauties...Hmm...Hmm...Nope, still doesn't beat the little hotties working at my Arby's...Arby's glove still takes it with a TKO...Pillsbury Doughboy is holding up his arm.
The Srby's glove is a slacker, loaf. He doesn't even have an arm.

Our Arby's is sooooooooooooooooo slow. i attribute that to the glove. Haburger Helper you can make a great meal in just minutes. HH would speed blitz the glove. It's over.

You know, what's weird is I never thought of Barker's Beauties as being all that hot. Just kinda bland.

SonicGoku
April 20th 2005, 12:08 PM
It's definitely a close call here.

The Hamburger Helper Helping Hand has the experience as a veteran in tasty meals.

Oven Mitt has the youthful drive to become the next big thing.

Both deal in the same brand of meat - beef.

I love Arby's. I also love Hamburger Helper in all it's hamburger goodness.

Oven Mitt is bigger than the Helping Hand, though.

And now I've spent WAY too much time analyzing this fight. :P

In terms of food abilities and consumer satisfaction - Helping Hand takes this "handily".

In terms of an arena brawl - Oven Mitt wins "hands down" due to superior size and charisma.

Let's give these guys a "hand"! 8o